Put Another Way

When to call the baby doctor/midwife (a quick reference guide for third-trimester expectant parents) {
	Contractions
	if (no) {
		Water broken/leaking?
		if (no) {
			Significant change in baby's activity/less than 4-5 movements an hour?
			if (no) {
				Heavy period-like bleeding?
				if (no) {
					"Other" sever medical symptoms?
					if (no) {
						GOTO Line 2
					} else if (yes) {
						GOTO Line 20
				} else if (yes) {
				GOTO Line 20
			} else if (yes) {
			GOTO Line 20
		} else if (yes) {
			Call
			End
		}
	} else if (yes) {
		First baby?
		if (no) {
			Ten minutes apart for half an hour?
			if (no) {
				Contractions too painful to talk through?
				if (no) {
					an hour plus travel to the hospital?
					if (no) {
						GOTO Line 10
					} else if (yes) {
						Consider calling before having 
						to answer prior two questions "yes."
					}
				} else if (yes) {
					GOTO Line 20
				}
			} else if (yes) {
					GOTO Line 20
			}
		} else if (yes) {
			Five minuets apart for an hour?
			if (no) {
				GOTO Line 28
			} else if (yes) {
				GOTO Line 20
			}
		}		
	}
}