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Put Another Way
Nothing to hide? {
Have you ever...
lied about your height or age as part of an online dating profile?
if (yes) {
That probably violates the terms of service. If it does...
You are a felon facing 5 to 10 years in prison, depending on
whether it's your first time.
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End
}
registered for an online service with a pseudonym/alias or false address?
if (yes) {
GOTO LINE 5
}
violated any part of a website's terms of service?
if (yes) {
GOTO LINE 6
} else if (no) {
So you've read them all?
if (yes) {
Honestly?
GOTO LINE 15
} else if (no) {
GOTO LINE 15
}
}
}
The rule of law means nothing when the only thing standing between most of
the populace and prosecution is the government's goodwill. So before you
shurg off all this government surveillance stuff, let me ask, "so you have
anything t hide?"
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